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The Crew

Bear with them. They're learning as they go.

  • FEATURE
  • SYNOPSIS
  • CAST & CREW
  • PRODUCTION NOTES
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Pilot

THE CREW reports from "a Hollywood charity horse event." Bear with them. They're learning as they go.

Episode 2

"Superheroes strike against corporate greed."

Chip Proser

Chip Proser

Producer

Chip Proser

  Producer

Chip Proser, a Director-Cameraman and Producer for 7 years at WCVB-TV in Boston, won multiple awards and Emmys at the Peabody Award-winning ABC Affiliate, called "Arguably the Best TV Station in America" by the New York Times. He was captured by Gypsies and forced to become a screenwriter in 1980 after selling his original feature screenplay INTERFACE to Zoetrope Studios.

Called "One of the Best Films Never Made" by American Film Magazine, the project resides at Paramount. Proser did the major page 1 rewrite on TOP GUN, wrote ICEMAN, created and wrote INNERSPACE. He Created, Wrote, Produced and Directed "Sworn To Secrecy (Secrets Of War, Int’l), a documentary series for A&E; History Channel and Pearson Television. He has written projects for CBS, NBC, HBO, Warner Brothers, Paramount, Columbia, Disney, ABC and wrote the interactive game "Top Gun - Fire At Will". He recently Wrote/Directed/Produced "GAIA SELENE - Saving the Earth by Colonizing the Moon", a feature documentary on climate change, the energy crisis and the harvesting of clean, renewable energy from Lunar Solar Power and Helium 3 Fusion.

As a Strike TV member, he’s shot the projects “Urban Cowgirl”, “Smartest Man in The World,” “Don't Get a Boner” and “The Write Environment.” He is producing/directing a documentary on the Strike, plus his own Strike TV online series, “The Crew” and “Tranquility Base,” an animated series on lunar colonization.

Cassandra Hein

Cassandra Hein

Cassandra Hein

Mary Gallagher

Mary Gallagher

Mary Gallagher

Herschel Bleefeld

Herschel Bleefeld

Herschel Bleefeld

Rob Lindo

Rob Lindo

Rob Lindo

Alison Ball

Alison Ball

Alison Ball

Aria Pullman

Aria Pullman

Aria Pullman

Larry Levin

Larry Levin

Larry Levin

Jeannie Rosenberg

Jeannie Rosenberg

Jeannie Rosenberg

Jeanne Rosenberg graduated from USC Cinema as a documentary film-maker. As a script supervisor she worked on the cult hits “Pirahna”, “Rock and Roll High School”, “Beastmaster”, “The Fog” and others. Her screenwriting projects include THE BLACK STALLION, THE JOURNEY OF NATTY GANN, WHITE FANG, HEIDI, T-REX for IMAX, THE YOUNG BLACK STALLION, THE SIRE (as writer/director) and many more.

Jeanne is the writer and producer of Urban Cowgirl, featured on Strike.TV.

Luis Antonio Ramos

Luis Antonio Ramos

Luis Antonio Ramos

Chip Proser

Chip Proser

Producer

Chip Proser

  Producer

Chip Proser, a Director-Cameraman and Producer for 7 years at WCVB-TV in Boston, won multiple awards and Emmys at the Peabody Award-winning ABC Affiliate, called "Arguably the Best TV Station in America" by the New York Times. He was captured by Gypsies and forced to become a screenwriter in 1980 after selling his original feature screenplay INTERFACE to Zoetrope Studios.

Called "One of the Best Films Never Made" by American Film Magazine, the project resides at Paramount. Proser did the major page 1 rewrite on TOP GUN, wrote ICEMAN, created and wrote INNERSPACE. He Created, Wrote, Produced and Directed "Sworn To Secrecy (Secrets Of War, Int’l), a documentary series for A&E; History Channel and Pearson Television. He has written projects for CBS, NBC, HBO, Warner Brothers, Paramount, Columbia, Disney, ABC and wrote the interactive game "Top Gun - Fire At Will". He recently Wrote/Directed/Produced "GAIA SELENE - Saving the Earth by Colonizing the Moon", a feature documentary on climate change, the energy crisis and the harvesting of clean, renewable energy from Lunar Solar Power and Helium 3 Fusion.

As a Strike TV member, he’s shot the projects “Urban Cowgirl”, “Smartest Man in The World,” “Don't Get a Boner” and “The Write Environment.” He is producing/directing a documentary on the Strike, plus his own Strike TV online series, “The Crew” and “Tranquility Base,” an animated series on lunar colonization.

Cassandra Hein

Cassandra Hein

Cassandra Hein

Mary Gallagher

Mary Gallagher

Mary Gallagher

Herschel Bleefeld

Herschel Bleefeld

Herschel Bleefeld

Rob Lindo

Rob Lindo

Rob Lindo

Alison Ball

Alison Ball

Alison Ball

Aria Pullman

Aria Pullman

Aria Pullman

Larry Levin

Larry Levin

Larry Levin

Jeannie Rosenberg

Jeannie Rosenberg

Jeannie Rosenberg

Jeanne Rosenberg graduated from USC Cinema as a documentary film-maker. As a script supervisor she worked on the cult hits “Pirahna”, “Rock and Roll High School”, “Beastmaster”, “The Fog” and others. Her screenwriting projects include THE BLACK STALLION, THE JOURNEY OF NATTY GANN, WHITE FANG, HEIDI, T-REX for IMAX, THE YOUNG BLACK STALLION, THE SIRE (as writer/director) and many more.

Jeanne is the writer and producer of Urban Cowgirl, featured on Strike.TV.

Luis Antonio Ramos

Luis Antonio Ramos

Luis Antonio Ramos

Production Notes

A Hybrid Reality Comedy show,"The Crew" was inspired by the legendary Boston crew member, Sumner Shain, of whom it was often said that "If the world was ending, Sumner would stop and take a light reading."

Some think that The Crew is a bunch of improvisational comedy actors trained to be video technicians, but that would be wrong. They aren't trained.

Based in Hollywood, The Crew is available to tape any kind of story anywhere in the world that is requested by their online fans, sponsors, product placement agencies, or corrupt local officials. Bribes are happily accepted.

The Crew should not be considered Paparazzi. That is an insult. Paparazzi are much more technically competent, if much harder to spell.

Often the subjects of The Crew's story think that The Crew is a legitimate news- gathering organization. That too, would be a mistake. There is no such thing.
But The Crew never said that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction.

Celebrities like to appear in cameos, either as freelance crew members or promoting one of their favorite charities or Indian casinos. They like to work with The Crew because it reminds them of how much more successful they are, and it also gives them a chance to use their status to try to nail the P.A.

The Crew can also cut a serious news, like if anybody cared about that! ...Like if there was any money in it. But what good is a city-wide disaster, personal tragedy or self-serving charity red carpet event if it can't be played for laughs.

The Crew travels the Hollywood Hills and to and from rehab in a (insert sponsor here) hybrid SUV proving how ecologically aware they are. The Crew Vehicle is tricked out as a Mad-Max production van, with a satellite dish providing live coverage over the internet of any breaking story, or wherever that little voice in the dashboard tells us to go.

We shoot on (insert sponsor here) pro-sumer HD video cameras so that any fan can send in material for insertion into the crew video packages. The crew also uploads its raw footage to its internet site so that any fan, world-wide can do his own cut or mashup of any Crew story. After all, how much worse could they be than the editors we've got?

The Crew is presently funded by a Mrs. Kimelo Ugandanda of Lagos, Nigeria, who stands to inherit over $25 million dollars as soon as we can send her the transit fees, but we are willing to discuss financing with all interested parties.

For more information or Mrs. Ugandanda's email address in Lagos, Nigeria, please go to http://The-Crew.TV

Comments (8)

BroncoDave (21st January 2009)
I would like to see more of the Crew ! Any series with an sctor named Hershel is bound for greatness

gee man (9th January 2009)
nevermind...keep the clothes on, just take this drek off.

gee man (9th January 2009)
not good. no hook, nothing interesting to say. another typical behind the scenes borefest. maybe if the girl got naked.....???? :)

chicadease (4th January 2009)
too funny... give us more.

scarecrow (4th January 2009)
not so much...trying too hard.

BillTaub (3rd January 2009)
Really nicely done Chip. My kindof humor. I love Cassandra...can't wait for your Crew to take on other earth shattering events, like the Adult Entertainment Convention coming up...(:-)

virginian9000 (3rd January 2009)
That was funny.

misspinaberry (2nd January 2009)
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST!!!!!!!!!!

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